Ua nānā au i ke wikiō a hiki i ka hopena, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo i ke poʻo inoa, ua moni kēlā wahine ʻAsia i kahi moa nui ma lalo o kona ʻāʻī. Ua ʻike ʻia ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hana i kēlā. Lawe ʻo ka moa i kona waha me ka ʻoihana. Hiki i kekahi ke lili wale i keia kanaka.
E like me ka nui o kona kaikunāne i ka haʻalele ʻana i kona kaikuahine i loko o ka hale, akā ʻo kāna manaʻo e moe me lākou - ua hoʻoholo koke i ka hihia i kona makemake. Ua ʻike nā kaikuahine i ka loaʻa ʻana o nā huaʻōlelo kūpono a hoʻāla i kāu dick! He u'i kona ano.
Makemake au e moe kolohe
He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
ʻO ia ka mea e pili ana i nā wahine makua, ʻaʻole lākou e pāʻani paʻakikī e loaʻa. ʻO kā lākou mau makemake a pau i ka wā i hala. No laila he mea leʻaleʻa ka hana ʻana me lākou. Ua ʻōlelo ʻoe i loko o ka hoki - aia lākou i loko o ka hoki, ʻōlelo ʻoe ma ka waha - e ale lākou me kā lākou mau pōlele!
Nā wikiō pili
Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ka ʻanakē i waho o kāna keiki i kahi wahi. ʻAe, ʻo wai ka mea ʻē aʻe i loko o kona hale e nānā ana i nā kiʻi o nā puʻupuʻu olohelohe? ʻO nā pōpō piha a me kahi dick uʻi i alakaʻi i kahi kanaka i ka huakaʻi. Ua hauʻoli ʻia kēlā me kēia ʻīlio ma ke ʻano o kāna hōʻike ʻana i kona ʻū. Akā ke kali wale nei kēia ʻīlio no kēlā. Ua kau ʻo ia i kona waha ma luna o kāna keikikāne nui! Ua hoʻolālā ʻo ia i kēia no ka manawa lōʻihi. Makemake au e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna ʻano ʻīlio ʻoki!